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PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:10 am
by admin_pornrev
Postby admin_pornrev ยป Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:07 am

3 Viagra Pills

A guy goes to his doctor and says,"Doc, I have a problem." "My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday." "I need three Viagra pills to satisfy them all."

The doctor says, "You know that taking three Viagra pills three nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."

The man says, "You have a deal Doc." Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.

The doctor asks, "What happened"? The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"


What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride


This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets back. He calls her on the phone, and she says, "I'll be home in an hour." "See you then lover" he replies.

The man thinks this will perfect timing, because the Doctor told him to take his Viagra an hour before. He takes the Viagra and waits. Well, an hour goes by, the man is ready to go, but no wife?

She calls him on the phone and she says, "Sorry darling, the traffic is terrible. I won't be home for at least another hour and a half."

The man, frustrated, calls his Doctor for advice. "What should I do?" he asks. The Doctor replied, "It would be a shame to waste it. Do you have a housekeeper around?" "Yes" the man replied. "Well, maybe you can occupy yourself with her instead?" said the Doctor. The man then replied with dismay, "But I don't need Viagra with the housekeeper...


A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbour. They could not get the draw bridges down for a week!

Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket.


A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her it is a new experimental, high dose Viagra .. He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner and she does.

About a week later she's back at the doctor and says, "The pill worked great. I put it in his mashed potatoes like you said. It wasn't five minutes later and he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes on the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table."

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realise the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

The lady replied, "Naah, That's okay. We aren't going back to Denny's anyway."