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Re: More Quicky's :-)

PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:40 am
by admin_pornrev
by john ยป Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:51 pm

Q. What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist?
A. A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.

Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A. Ate something.

Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A. About three inches.

Q. What is the difference between a big red dick and an even bigger purple dick?
A. The squeese

Q. Why do women have two holes so close together?
A. In case you miss.

Q. When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
A. When he eats his first Brownie

Q. What do you find in a clean nose?
A. Fingerprints!

Q. Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist?
A. He got the sack.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping?
A. Yeah, he woke up!

Q. Did you hear that the new and politically correct name for "lesbian".
A. It has been changed to "vagitarian".

Q. Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A. They can't get the laboratory mice to arse fuck.