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Pick up lines

Why would you pay $80 for a bra at Victoria's Secret when I can hold your boobs up all day for free.

You know CPR? THANK GOD, cause my penis just stopped breathing

When God made you, he was showing off.

Is your name Summer? 'Because you ‘re as hot as hell.

Roses are blue, violets are red, what will it take to get you in my bed?

Boy: Hey, can you hold this while I go for a walk? ... Gives girl his hand.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true!

You can call me Rain, cause I'll be getting you wet tonight.

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

Are you a chicken farmer? Because you raised my cock.

I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

Hey, how did you do that?..What?.. Look so good?

Do you know what'd look good on you?... Me.

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you!

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

I have a job for you, but it sucks.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Sex with. "Sex with who?" Sex with me

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

Nice legs...what time do they open?

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Felt incomplete this morning, then I realised I hadn't talked to you yet

Are you fresh out of the oven? Cause baby, you're HOT!

Are you an elevator? Because I wanna go down on you.

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

I don't know you, but I think I love you already.

I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

If you're gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon!

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

You're hotter than donut grease.

Wanna play pool? I'll shoot my balls in your holes

Roses are red, violets are blue. I like raw food, let's go screw..

It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.

Wanna have sex? Breathe for yes. Lick your elbow for no.

Hey baby, are you down? Beause my zipper is.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers..

Sorry, but you owe me a drink...Why?.. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Do your parents work in the bakery? Because they made you a cutie pie

Did you sit on a pile of sugar? 'Cause you have a sweet ass.

Dam baby, are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise.

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I’m the thirsty.

Wanna play a game? It's called rocks, paper, take off all your clothes.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

If i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

If you look THAT good in clothes, you must look even better out of them!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

You must be a interior decorator? When i saw you, the room became beautiful.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

I wish I was DNA helicase so that I could unzip your genes.

You want to know what's sexy? Read the first word again

On a scale of 1-10, what’s your phone number?

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

Save water. Shower with me.

Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

How was heaven the last time you left it?

Damn... Was your dad a boxer? Because baby, you're a knockout!

Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you!

Baby are you a beaver? because dam.

If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put my penis inside you.

Your legs mus be made of Nutella? Beause I’d like to spread them.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. YES is the answer.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and baby, I'm lost at sea.

Do you have a phone in your back pocket because that ass is calling me

Somebody better call God, because heaven's missing an angel!

You turn my floppy disc into a hard drive.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Is your face from McDonalds, because I'm lovin it.

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

Hey baby, I must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!

If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

Baby are you a tower? Cause Eiffel for you.

Your body has 206 bones in it. Want one more?

I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours.

Nice pants! Can I test the zipper?

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Save a bed. Sleep with me.

Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Did you fall from heaven? Because have sex with me.

I'm not a photographer... but I can sure picture us together.

You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

Will you sleep with me tonight? Because I'm afraid of the dark

Do you have any raisins?.. No... How about a date?

My nightmare is usually about losing you.

Wanna try a 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you 1.

Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect.

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.

Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Twinkle twinkle little star, let's have sex inside my car.

Excuse me Miss, are you related to my keyboard?.. No, Why?.. Because you're just my type!

Baby could you give me directions to the bakery? Because I want a Cutiepie like you!

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

You must be a teacher? Because you got class.

Those boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!

Your body is 70% water and baby, I'm thirsty.

Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Baby you're so fine... I'll be the 6 and you be the 9!

Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!

Do you sell hot dogs? Cause you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

How is your fever?... What fever?]Oh... you just look hot to me.

Was your father a mechanic?.. No... Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

There's something wrong with my bed... You're not in it.

Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

You are so sweet you could put Hershey’s out of business.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

Will you be my girlfrien? I'll give you the d later.

Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up?

I bet you get arrested al the time? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

This time next year let's be laughing together.

Is your name wifi? Because I'm feeling a connection..

I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... Nice ass!

I’ve had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I taste like candy. If you don't believe me why don't you try some.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants

There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!

I'm wearing the smile you gave me.

Nice virginity. Can I have it?

My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U.

There’s something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?

Is your Dad a King? He must have been to make a Princess like you.

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

Baby, I think I saw you last night! "Where?" My dreams!

I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can give it back.

Are you related to Yoda? 'Cause Yodalicious!

Excuse me baby, but you dropped something... My number

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

Do I know you? Because you look just like my next girlfriend.

You are the reason men fall in love.

Is that a phone in your bra? Because those titties are calling me.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.

Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

Baby, you must be a stoner... Cause you're smokin'!

Baby you be the winds, I'll be the sails, and you can blow me all night long.

Are you a keyboard? Cause you're just my type.

Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?

Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes.”
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